Friday, April 28, 2006
Thursday, April 27, 2006
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
Eerie, Indiana. Remembered
"To whom it may concern. If you're reading this document, it means I'm either dead - or disappeared under mysterious circumstances. My name is Marshall Teller. Not long ago I was living in New Jersey just across the river from New York City. It was crowded, polluted, and full of crime. I loved it. But my parents wanted a better life for my sister and me - so we moved to a place so wholesome, so squeaky clean, you could only find it on TV. Unfortunately, nothing could be further from the truth. Sure, my new home town *looks* normal enough, but look again. What's wrong with this picture? The American dream come true, right? Wrong. Nobody believes me, but this is the center of weirdness for the entire planet. Eerie, Indiana. My home sweet home. Still don't believe me? You will."
Thursday, April 13, 2006
Thursday, March 30, 2006
Eh?
Don't know what's happened to my last post. The picture has turned from C3P0 with extra hardware to a big green rude face! Perhaps I've offended somebody.
Monday, March 27, 2006
Sunday, March 19, 2006
Duck!
It's worth noting that Tuesday 14th March 2006 at approx 9.45AM there was a duck on the roof of Cardiff Museum. No photographic evidence of this because it was too far away to get a decent picture.
Thursday, March 02, 2006
Red Sky at Night
Sunday, February 26, 2006
Sock Monkey Porn
Friday, February 24, 2006
Thursday, February 23, 2006
Wednesday, February 22, 2006
Freaks, Weirdos & Desperate Wannabes

It was the auditions for Big Brother 2006 in City Hall today.
I wrote an email to my friends about it.
I made myself smile.
"Got a shot of the BB audition queue this lunchtime. They'd started queuing before 7AM.
I didn't see him, but apparently there was a man in nothing but a hat and a thong. Damn! I miss all the good photo opportunities. There was the girl wearing nothing but bikini bottoms and a Darth Vader helmet (voice-box between her breasts) at Lost Vagueness that I missed. Never mind. I got the badgers that weekend.
I've just realised, if you didn't know me, the last paragraph would sound like the ramblings of a mad woman!"








